На английском кинк-фесте народ оторвался на эту тему:
BEWARE THE DIRTY GIRLS, MY SON!
THE WELL COOKED HAM, THE DEVIOUS TRAP!
BEWARE THE DIRTY GIRLS AND THEIR LOVE
OR YOU'LL BE CUMBERSNATCHED!
THE WELL COOKED HAM, THE DEVIOUS TRAP!
BEWARE THE DIRTY GIRLS AND THEIR LOVE
OR YOU'LL BE CUMBERSNATCHED!
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